Content that gets
people

Content that gets people

in your door.

in your door.

Short-form video for Phoenix cafes, bakeries, and food spots. No calls. No contracts. No surprises. Just content that fills seats — delivered async, every month.

Short-form video for Phoenix cafes, bakeries, & food spots. No calls. No contracts. Just content that fills seats.

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No discovery calls. No kick-off meetings. Apply in 5 minutes.

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Short-form video No calls required Phoenix, AZ + US-wide Cafes · Bakeries · Food spots Content that fills seats Async. Always. Apply in 5 minutes $1,200 / month Short-form video No calls required Phoenix, AZ + US-wide Cafes · Bakeries · Food spots Content that fills seats Async. Always. Apply in 5 minutes $1,200 / month
1 spot available — Phoenix, AZ

Fixed price. Fixed scope. Delivered async every month — apply in 5 minutes, no discovery call required.

✦ No calls ever. Review within 48 hours.

NO VACANCY SOCIAL

No Vacancy Social runs entirely async. You never have to book a call, sit through a pitch deck, or wait for a reply to an email you sent on a Friday. Here's exactly how it works — start to finish.

Your Notion portal goes live

Your private Notion portal has everything: brand questionnaire, content calendar, shoot brief, approval queue. You fill in what we need — in your own time, at your pace.

We shoot & deliver

For Phoenix clients: we come to you for a half-day shoot. For remote clients: you film using our brief and send footage. We edit, write captions, and deliver to your approval queue.

You approve &
it goes live

Review content in your Notion portal. Leave comments directly on the card. We action feedback within 2 business days. Once approved, content is yours to post — or we post for you.

No calls. No meetings.

HOW IT WORKS

You apply

Fill out our 6-question application — takes 5 minutes. Tell us about your business, your goals, and your Instagram handle. We review within 48 hours.

If you're a fit, we send you a welcome pack, a subscription link, and access to your client portal in Notion. If you're not the right fit right now, we'll tell you honestly and point you in the right direction.

Just great content.

No calls. 

HOW IT WORKS

01

You apply — 5 minutes

Six questions. Tell us about your business, your goals, and your Instagram handle.

02

We review in 48hrs

If you're a fit, you get a welcome pack, subscription link, and your Notion portal.

03

Portal goes live

Your private Notion workspace — content calendar, approval queue, and brand questionnaire. On your schedule.

04

We shoot & deliver

Phoenix clients: we come to you. Remote: send us footage. We edit, caption, and deliver to your queue.

05

Approve & post

Everything runs async. No discovery calls, no kick-off meetings, no check-ins. Here's exactly how it works from start to finish.

Review in Notion. Leave comments. We turn feedback around in 48hrs. Nothing goes live without your sign-off.

ALWAYS YOUR CALL

We say yes (or refer you on)

no status meetings
your schedule
Async decision
NO CALL NEEDED

WHY ASYNC

Built for business owners who are 

Built for owners who are 

actually busy.

No calls, ever

No discovery calls, kick-off calls, or monthly check-ins. Everything lives in your Notion portal. Reply when it suits you.

Discovery calls, kick-off calls, monthly check-ins — they all go away. Everything happens through your Notion portal. You reply when it suits you, not when a calendar invite says so.

Faster delivery

Without scheduling overhead, we move faster. Most clients receive their first content batch within 10 days of subscribing. No meeting required to get started.

Without scheduling overhead we move faster. Most clients receive first content within 10 days of subscribing.

Better work

Async feedback is clearer than verbal feedback. Written comments on specific pieces of content mean less back-and-forth and better results than anything said on a call.

Written comments on specific content produce clearer direction than anything said on a call. Better feedback, better results.

PRICING

The Full Menu

We come to you. You focus on the food.

$1,200/mo

  • 12–15 short-form videos filmed on location
  • 1 half-day shoot at your venue each month
  • 12–15 captions, written and ready to post
  • Monthly content strategy tailored to your goals
  • Private Notion portal — all communication async
  • Content approval queue before anything goes live
  • Monthly performance summary
  • No calls. No check-ins. No surprises.
in-person - phoenix metro

per month · cancel anytime after 3 months

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The Set Menu

You film it. We make it shine.

$750/mo

  • 12–15 short-form videos, edited from your footage
  • Custom filming brief — exactly what to capture on your iPhone
  • 12–15 captions, written and ready to post
  • Monthly content strategy tailored to your goals
  • Private Notion portal — all communication async
  • Content approval queue before anything goes live
  • Monthly performance summary
  • No calls. No check-ins. No surprises

per month · cancel anytime after 3 months

apply for this subscription

Not sure which is right for you?

If you're in the Phoenix metro area — Scottsdale, Tempe, Old Town, Downtown, Chandler, Gilbert — The Full Menu is for you. Outside Phoenix? The Set Menu works anywhere in the US.

Two subscriptions.

One focus.

remote - anywhere in the us

Everything you're

FAQ

wondering.

What if I want to talk to someone?

We're responsive in the Notion portal and via email within 1–2 business days. For most questions, written async communication is actually faster and clearer than a call. If something genuinely needs a conversation, we'll make it work — but 95% of clients never need one.

Six questions. Takes about 5 minutes. We ask about your business, your current social presence, your goals, and which subscription you're interested in. We review within 48 hours and get back to you with a yes, a waitlist spot, or an honest referral.

Can I cancel anytime?

After the initial 3-month period, yes — cancel anytime with 30 days notice. The 3-month minimum exists because social content compounds over time. One month of content rarely shows the full picture. Three months gives us enough runway to build momentum and show real results.

What if I don't like the content?

Everything goes through your approval queue before it's ever posted. You leave comments directly on the content card in Notion, and we action revisions within 2 business days. Nothing goes live without your sign-off.

How does The Set Menu work if you can't film for me?

We send you a custom filming brief at the start — a simple one-pager telling you exactly what to film, how to set up your shots, lighting tips, and what to avoid. Most clients film a month's worth of raw footage in a single afternoon. We take it from there.

Do you post the content for me?

We deliver content to your approval queue. Posting is your choice — you can post it yourself from the calendar, or we can handle scheduling as an add-on. Most clients prefer to post themselves so they control timing around specials, events, and holidays.

Who is this not right for?

Honestly? Business owners who need to be heavily involved in every decision, who prefer verbal communication over written, or who aren't ready to trust a creative process. The async model works best when clients give us creative room and communicate clearly in writing.

What does the application process look like?

Do I really never have to do a call?

Correct. No discovery calls, no kick-off meetings, no monthly check-ins. Everything is handled through your private Notion portal. You fill in a brand questionnaire when you start, leave feedback directly on content cards, and get a written summary each month. That's it.

What if I don’t like the content?

Nothing gets posted without your approval. Leave comments directly on the content and we revise within 2 business days.

How does the process work?

Apply in 5 minutes. We respond within 48 hours. Once accepted, you get onboarding, a simple filming brief, and content delivered to your approval queue.

Do I really never have to do a call?

Yes. Everything runs through your Notion portal. You submit info, leave feedback, and get monthly updates. No calls needed. If something truly requires it, we’ll make it work.

Do you post the content?

Content is delivered ready to go. You can post it yourself or add scheduling. Most clients prefer to stay in control of timing.

Can I cancel anytime?

There’s a 3-month minimum to build results. After that, cancel anytime with 30 days notice. Best for clients who are comfortable giving creative direction and communicating in writing.

Ready to fill

apply for a spot

every seat?

We review every application within 48 hours. No call required. If you're a fit, you'll receive a welcome pack and subscription link by email. If you're not the right fit right now, we'll tell you honestly.